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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding hair in your food? Finding out the chef is bald."
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"Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks? It was a comma dating."
"Oh, I just love it when people are being sarcastic. That's just really great. Thanks a lot."
"If she wants to be chased, she better steal my pizza or something"
"I got my girlfriend the perfect Valentine's Day present today. Hand lotion."
"Screw this! I'm going to leave the original joke making to the professionals! Dane Cook... Amy Schumer... Carlos Mencia..."
"Everyone can stop painting. We all have cameras that can take perfect pictures of everything."
"Gremlins(1984): a shopkeeper with a creature so powerful it could destroy all human life gives it to a 12yo boy. Many lives are lost.(PG13)"
"The first question aliens will ask our leaders is why that peanut is wearing a top hat and monocle."
"How do you know Bill Cosby raped the girl The proof is in the pudding"