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Joke of the Day

"Lesbian vampires What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month."

"What do you call it when you kill a queen bee? Pesticide."

"So the test results are in. It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour blind. Ill be honest with you, that diagnosis came totally out of the pink."

"Why do Mexicans love six flags ... Because they can get a abortion and go on rides"

"How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word"

"The awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting and you're like ""WTF did I just write?!"""

"What did the Computer Engineer say? What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT"

"Legally changing my name to Pumpkin Spice Latte so my wife will love me more."

"Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth? r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!"

"Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit."