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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexicans love six flags ... Because they can get a abortion and go on rides"

"The Point of A Conference Call A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say ""bye"" 300 times."

"All your responses must be oral, okay? Q: ""What school did you go to?"" A: ""Oral."""

"My friend got bitten by a snake and he fell to the floor and started writhing around. It's amazing how fast the super powers kick in."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be the arrr but it's really the sea."

"Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine."

"Waking up alone with morning wood is one of the hardest things in life. [NSFW]"

"I've got a really crappy joke for you... ... Nevermind, it's too corny."

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High Definition Edit:Woah, I got front page! Thanks guys!"

"Do you want to hear a short joke? One second......"