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Joke of the Day
"Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit."
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"Two flies on a piece of shit Two Flies are on a piece of shit. One farts and the others goes ""Hey! I'm eating here."""
"How is God just like every other man? If you're not on your knees, he's not interested."
"Did you hear about the intimate blind couple? It was love at first."
"My doctor told me not to eat anything fatty... ...my wife is going to be disappointed."
"Pro Tip: Don't EVER tell a 10yr old boy that you don't ""get"" X-Men. Because. They. Will. Explain. It."
"I keep trying to make funny eye puns... But my friends say they keep getting cornea and cornea."
"Dear lord thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat, ramen"
"What do you call a laptop in the ocean? A Dell, rolling in the deep."
"Why did the condom cross the road? It got pissed off."