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Joke of the Day

"What did the Computer Engineer say? What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT"

"Simba was moving too slow So I told him to Mufasa"

"What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? (NSFW ish) I wouldn't let a Garbanzo Bean on my face."

"What did Stephen Hawking name his new hair salon The Curl Up and Dye"

"How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!"

"According to all these ""note to self"" sticky notes I am a very forgetful person also I have no idea what these notes mean"

"10 years later if Romeo and Juliet had lived: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Sigh....trying to watch the game here Julie."

"True story My dad ate whale in Japan but it wasn't on porpoise."

"I was so excited. Thought I found an M&M at the bottom of my purse. It was only an earbud. I ate it anyway."

"I want to own a basketball franchise in Miami and I want to name the team humidy... Then when someone asks if its the heat I can go ""its not the heat, its the humidity."""