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Joke of the Day

"What did the Computer Engineer say? What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT"

"What does a musician train do when running from the law? Covers tracks"

"What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut."

"Didn't realize how much motherhood had changed me until I army crawled in & out of my sleeping baby's room to get my 1/2 cup of cold coffee."

"What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger? One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number."

"What's a pigs favorite muscle? The hamstring."

"If you don't order beef for dinner... That's a missed steak."

"Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids? Because pulling out is work!!!"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women can't resist anything 25% off"

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision, guys."