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Joke of the Day

"Legally changing my name to Pumpkin Spice Latte so my wife will love me more."

"What do you call a bee that lives in the US? USB ^^ I'll show myself out..."

"How do you tell if a chick's too fat to f*ck? When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them."

"What do you call fake shit? Shampoo"

"What's the most eco friendly subreddit? /r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage."

"Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master? Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll see myself out..."

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods knows how to pick a good driver."

"How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ? The latter represents people that win."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?... It chickened out. (Sorry if repost) (Also, first post so be nice :) )"

"Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer? He's already got a Thor Axe."