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Joke of the Day

"What kind of tree do chickens come from? None of them you stupid fuck. Chickens come from other chickens, trees from other trees, and the 'try' part of 'poultry' isn't even spelled the same."

"For dinner last night, all I wanted was some bread that wasn't indian But we had naan"

"The first modern porno was invented in 1648 by Jacoby Porno who thought people should have something to look at while they jacked off[1][2]"

"Did you hear about the new Fairy BDSM book? Fifty Shades of Fae."

"What's worse than waking up at a party with a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."

"The only sexual problem I have is... I don't have sex."

"My son got very excited about all the toys he found when I cleaned behind the couch, I should have waited till Christmas morning to do that"

"do you know what is worst than a bad joke?"

"What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East? Tuesday."

"It seems that Montana has found a new use for sheep . . . Wool"