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Joke of the Day

"It seems that Montana has found a new use for sheep . . . Wool"

"I attended a festival this weekend with premium pay porta-johns.. They had a special, 2 for the price of 1."

"I don't think Santa would be able to visit USA this year! After all, Donald Trump hates them with beards!"

"Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. As he turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'."

"I'm on my way to get a Psychological evaluation for a new job Why does everyone keep wishing me luck?"

"Whats the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"I was told I couldn't change religion because I wasn't circumcised .. Guess I'm just not cut out to be a Jew."

"I was going to make a joke about UDP... ...but I'm not sure if you will get it!"

"Tweets My Dad Shits."

"Ebola gives new meaning to the phrase 'Eat Shit and Die.' Credit to my brother for coming up with that one!"