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Joke of the Day

"The only sexual problem I have is... I don't have sex."

"Did you hear about the guy who took some dude's ear off with a vacuum cleaner? His name was Mike Dyson."

"What my father said to my prospective college roommate the first time they met... Do you know how to tell if you roommate is gay?? His cock tastes like shit!!"

"What did the elephant say that was pulled out of a mud pit by the balls? Thank you Mrs. Ball, thank you Mr. Ball. It should be assumed I saw myself out."

"Why does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't have a job."

"WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX A RETARD AND A FUCKHEAD? AN AMERICAN! YOU GET AN AMERICAN!"

"What is this World Cup and can I drink from it?"

"What did the penis say to the condom??? Cover me, I'm going in"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present."

"Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole? Isn't this using the internet backwards?"