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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new Fairy BDSM book? Fifty Shades of Fae."
Next Joke
"what did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip."
"There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team"" so....there"
"What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds!"
"What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country? an ill-eagle immigrant"
"If a woman wears a ponytail holder on her wrist at all times that means she's always down to pull her hair back and fight you."
"Jared Fogle likes his subs the way he likes his women... 6 to 12"
"Why Heisenberg didn't have any kids the second he found the position he lost the momentum, when he got momentum he couldn't find the position."
"What shark has the most privilege? A great white!"
"No I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at what I think of you."