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Joke of the Day

"If I've learnt anything from Zombie movies it's that people meat is pretty damn stringy."

"I was at a hockey game yesterday and I came up with this horrible joke. Why are women bad luck at hockey games? Because they never have good periods."

"Epitaph for a house cat: ""She died as she lived..."" ""...chewing on power cords."""

"Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. Nobody would laugh, but then immediately after Neil would follow up with, ""Ah well, I guess you had to be there."""

"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back."

"An indian and an asian walked into a bar They had a great time because not everyone is racist like you."

"If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty."

"Grandson is having sex with his grandma The father walks in and says, Son! Your fucking with my mother! The grandson replys: so! You fuck mine all the time and i dont tell you shit!"

"Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta. (Pun) It was worth every Penne."

"The slogan for the local sheriff's department: ""We aim to police!"""