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Joke of the Day
"Why is workplace sex uncommon in local government? Because they are mostly relatives."
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"Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so fat she stubbed her camel toe!"
"The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP"
"What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home? Underwear Replenishment"
"I hate it when people use the wrong preposition on a sentence"
"Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? So he could ""get a long little doggy""."
"Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house but that fly is dead."
"How do you kill a thousand flies at once? slapping a nigerian kid in the face"
"We go to college to get a good job to buy an expensive tv to watch truck drivers on the discovery channel."
"Two atoms were hanging out... One atom says to the other ""I am about to lose an electron!"" The other atom asks ""Are you sure?"" The first repies ""I am positive."""