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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear a med school is accepting animals as students? They're calling it the hippocampus."
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"When you watch Jersey Shore, Darwin cries."
"What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination? Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE"
"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents..."
"Two cows standing in a field... One cow looks at the other and says ""Moo"", the other cow says ""Fuck I was just about to say that""."
"My ""Savings Account"" is just several pairs of unwashed jeans on the floor that may or may not still have change in the pockets."
"I refuse to work with compost It's degrading"
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans."
"What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree? A Country"
"Why do men sound like they're having an orgasm when they're lifting weights? And why is my father lifting weights in the bathroom?"