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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard."

"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."

"Graduation speech: I would like to thank Wikipedia, and copy/paste. I'm out bitc$es"

"How do you say nachos in English? Mine."

"Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying? Because that would be a para-dox."

"What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing."

"How do you say hello to a femnist? You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in."

"We complain when it's hot. We complain when it's cold. We are such c**ts. That's why ET went home and never came back to visit."

"Wife: ""Ian is coming over."" Me: ""Ian from work or Ian who is good at disguises?"" Wife: ""Ian- *pulls off mask* -who is good at disguises!"""

"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids."