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Joke of the Day

"Remake of Last tango in Paris butter scene What would the actress played by Maria Schneider say to Marlon Brando in the new version of famous butter scene: I can't believe it's not BUTTer !"

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"Guy:Hey what are you doing? Girl:unzipping it Guy:why? Girl:I want to see how big it is. .. *Unzips tent and gets inside* Girl:nice, nice.."
"What did The Zodiac Killer say before killing his victims? ""You're Cruz'n for a bruising""."
"[Wall Street] ME: haha Hump Day, amiright? HUMPTY DUMPTY *rolls eyes* ME: eh? *nudge* HD: Dude don't- ME: eh? *harder nudge* EH? Oh shit"
"Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M; factory? A: Proof-reading."
"What do you call it when Shatner takes a shit? Tek War"
"Hurry! Invest in Viagra stock!! I heard it's about to go up!"
"A Thanksgiving Joke What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s? There's a little bit too much grayvy."
"Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."
"Knock knock Who's there? Owls. Owls who? .................. Exactly!"