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Joke of the Day

"I'd love to hear an actor honestly answer the ""How did you prepare for today?"" red carpet question with ""Cocaine and sit ups."" #GoldenGlobes"

"What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler? Stone Cold Steve Irwin"

"Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk."

"What's the best part of growing up in Compton? No bad dad jokes."

"I've realized that when my wife says ""what?"" its not because she didnt hear me, shes just giving me a chance to unsay something I just said."

"What do viagra and China have in common? Rigged erections"

"Women aren't that complicated. They just want an honest and genuine guy who will give them insincere compliments they might not deserve."

"What's a large bird hiding in the bushes called? A lurkey turkey."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !"

"I tried phone sex for the first time the other day... Didn't really like it though, the phone was too cold."