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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !"
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"Why don't lobsters ever share anything? Because they're shellfish"
"What is a polygon? A dead parrot."
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car next to an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hangar."
"What is the deal with airplane food? Seriously, I'm trying to feed this thing and I don't know what airplanes eat."
"Why do some girls walk in threes? They can't even."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !"
"Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered."
"Fun Fact: When you die, someone will feel inconvenienced that your funeral is on a particular day. lol"
"I got a new job! I got a great new job working for The Mint. I'm gonna make so much money! Also steal a bunch."