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Joke of the Day

"My friend saw the son of god at a brothel yesterday... Or as he called it, the third coming of Jesus."

"What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum? Sacrilegious."

"What is an MRI's favorite music? Metal"

"Want to hear a joke about paper? Ehh, never mind. It's tearable."

"What do fish smoke? Seaweed."

"Not so funny short joke What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat"

"Waiter there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!"

"What do you call a weed smoker with abs? A Narc."

"What do we do when chemists die? We barium."

"So I said 'I love you' but he didn't say it back. We haven't spoken since. Maybe he just needs space. Vet: Your cat's fine. You can go now."