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Joke of the Day

"Not so funny short joke What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat"

"Pretty offensive joke: Why does all Turkish men have a mustache? because they wanna look like their mother."

"My grandpa told me his secret of how he would pick up Jewish girls in Auschwitz so easily. He used a broom & dustpan."

"Told my kid not to touch the floor of the bathroom, so he licked the doorknob instead. The dumb is strong in this one."

"What does a man with one leg wear to the beach? Flop."

"What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves? Raisin bran"

"I bought a bowflex, it's very confusing, how do I muscles? do I eat it? do I eat the bowflex?"

"its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??"

"You really have to hand it to the members of the African American community."

"30 cows, 28 chicken. how many didn't? 10"