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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a store that sold only mints and gum? Bad Breath and Beyond."
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"The light at the end of the tunnel are the front lights of a train."
"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape D:"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino"
"I went to the library and asked for a book about small peni$es. The librarian said, ""I'm not sure if it's in yet."" ""Yep, that's the one"", I said."
"How does raw chicken taste? Fowl"
"BREAKING NEWS: Miami Heat joins LeBron James."
"10% luck... 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember *the game.*"
"what do you call a fake noodle? An IMPASTA!"
"[interview] So what's a personal strength? ""Honesty."" And a failing? ""I murder people who don't hire me."""