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Joke of the Day

"What is an MRI's favorite music? Metal"

"The new Exorcist movie plot: Family hires the devil to get a priest out of her son!"

"Cops call their dogs K-9 because if they call K-10, then it's a cat."

"Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house but that fly is dead."

"If Oprah took over Favstar, everyone would get a trophy."

"I used to think my neighbors were racist but that thoughtful burning cross they put in my yard proved to be a great source of natural light."

"What do dyslexic zombies eat? BRIANS!! Everyone else is safe"

"Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers!"

"My coworker has inspirational quotes up in her cubicle and one of them says ""choose your destiny"" so I guess she plays Mortal Kombat too."

"How about a dirty joke? the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud."