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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a weed smoker with abs? A Narc."
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"Hey, Dyson vacuum guy. You invented a previously existing invention. Relax."
"I asked a nerd what his New Year's resolution was. He said, ""1920x1080""."
"If you like someone, pretend they're a charger and you're an iPhone on 1%. Run to them. Grab them. Plug them in. Wait, I lost the metaphor."
"A man came into a bar....no, wait, it was a horse. A man came into a horse......."
"Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake"
"[interview] Okay, don't let him know ur a vampire. ""What kind of person do u see when u look in the mirror?"" OH COME ON"
"It comes too early. Premature ejaculation is just like the punchline of this joke."
"Thinking outside the box is dangerous... Because that's where all the cats leave their poo."