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Joke of the Day

"""You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources"" -The Credible Hulk"

"as your casket is lowered into the cold, fresh earth, i lean down to you, my love, and whisper my final word...""unfollowed"""

"Unlike Jesus, I did not have a virgin birth It is, however, looking increasing likely that I'll have a virgin death"

"What do you call a football team full of retards? Special teams."

"What's a feminist's favourite school lesson? Triggernometry."

"Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse? Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back."

"Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Irwin Estevez. Related: Everything you think you know is a lie."

"Did you hear about the hunter who traded a prize deer for a high class prostitute? He got the best bang for his buck"

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? Apparently he got a little behind in his orders."

"I accidentally pooped my pants during a 5 hour long company meeting today. It was super embarassing, but a man's gotta doo when a man's gotta doo."