213084

Joke of the Day

"Unlike Jesus, I did not have a virgin birth It is, however, looking increasing likely that I'll have a virgin death"

"Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out."

"Holocaust joke How do you get a jewish woman's number? You roll up her sleeve."

"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?"

"What's the difference between a chocolate bar, and a cop? One will kill your dog, the other's a chocolate bar."

"If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken."

"Just saw someone holding a sign that said ""Honk 2 impeach Obama"" You'd think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated"

"Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate? To lay off his campaign staff."

"If someone tries to assassinate Trump what will the secret service shout? ""Donald, duck"""

"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Because he's back in town looking for you."