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Joke of the Day
"A long queue of people waiting to be hit in the face This is the punch line"
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"*catcher puts 1 finger down* *pitcher shakes head* *puts 2 fingers down* *nods* (catcher to umpire) ""can we take a break? he has to poop"""
"When done right parallel parking is a beautiful thing to watch."
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"*makes typo* *deletes tweet* *deletes twitter* *deletes life*"
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"A white supremacist, racist, and antisemite walk into a bar Oh wait, that's the White House"
"I ate an entire box of delicious Triscuit crackers, and 8 hours later gave birth to a wicker chair."
"In the USSR's School system it was very important not to fall asleep while the teacher was talking Or you would fail to achieve class consciousness."
"I like my coffee like i like my women raped and dismembered"