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Joke of the Day

"How is Daniel Craig a policeman? He is in Spectre (Inspector)"

"Goal as a white guy 1)Pay taxes 2)Never say anything that may come across as racist 3)Find something clever to do with my arms when I dance."

"Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie? White privilege"

"If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans."

"I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th... Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons."

"HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 1) Put a saddle on it 2) Get on 3) Oh god it's destroying the village with fire 4) WHY DIDN'T I GET A CAT INSTEAD?!"

"Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !"

"What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife? The knife has a point !"

"A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse replies, ""I'm finally starting to realize that my alcoholism is tearing my family apart,"""

"Haram Two jews walk into a bar. NOT IN MY COUNTRY"