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Joke of the Day

"What did the female Supreme Court Marshall say when I visited her? [Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyez)"

"The nominees are Leonardo DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio And the winner is *opens envelope* mad max fury road"

"I was going to get a job at a coat check.... But I couldn't get the hang of it.^ok^i'll^just^show^myself^out"

"Shouldn't brothels be called ""hoe-tels""? I apologise for any loss of brain cells caused by this joke..."

"Why do men masturbate? it is sex with someone they love"

"Instead of ""the John,"" I call my toilet ""the Jim."" That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning."

"Some people should be recalled."

"Joke of the Day 6/10/14 A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"Caitlin Jenner isn't transgender. She's trans-Jenner."

"Why did the clown refuse to juggle? He didn't have the balls to do it."