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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!"
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"I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep."
"I'm going to stand outside... So if anyone asks, I am outstanding."
"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money; watch your health..."" So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. -Jackie Mason"
"Why can you not hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent."
"Ever hear of an Australian kiss Its like a French kiss except its ""down unda"""
"A horse bolted and ran into Liverpool FC's training ground. The horse charged wildly at the team as they were in the middle of training. None of the players were hurt, but it clipped Klopp."
"how are we gonna sell our car this year? how about a commercial where the car is driving around on roads. great work everyone time for lunch"
"Describe yourself in three words... Lazy."
"I think this is a repost. Why did Lady Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat belt."