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Joke of the Day
"Grab your taco, You've pulled a dyslexic Mexican."
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"Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police? An un-armed gingerbread man"
"What's an anagram for Banach Tarski? Ransack Habit"
"Never drink and derive You'll integrate something you don't need."
"Why doesn't Barbie have a family? Because Ken comes in another box."
"All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love."
"If your bathroom sink looks like mine, you're disgusting and I'm a hypocrite."
"How did Hitler tie his shoelaces? In cute little knotsies!"
"Germans today are so lazy; It's been more than 70 years since they last invaded their neighbors"
"What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book? That's my story and I'm sticking to it."