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Joke of the Day
"Why was President Banana of Zimbabwe elected? He had great appeal. - Courtesy of my dad."
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"What do you call Sherlock Holmes when he's constipated? No shit Sherlock."
"There are two things I hate in this world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."
"It's late and I'm wondering what my high school girlfriend is doing now. I'd call her but I know she has a big algebra test tomorrow."
"Why did the newspaper cross the street? To get to the other side of the story."
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Mitt Romney I'm not laughing either"
"There's no reason to be tailgating me when I'm doing 50 in a 35... ...and those flashing lights on your car look stupid."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef..."
"What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? Garden hose."
"It's so cold outside my nipples just typed this status."