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Joke of the Day
"I've done a lot of volunteer work for unwed mothers. Just helping them get their start."
Next Joke
"Two blondes and a stripper walk into a bar. The second blonde should have seen it coming. The stripper usually does."
"Try it on your friends... Guy walks up to a blonde woman, ""Hey do you get many blonde jokes?"" She says ""No, not really."" ""Yeah, that's kinda what I figured."""
"No matter how romantic of a mycologist you are Never tell your partner you're about to give them a tiny mushroom tip."
"HORSE: *walks into a bar* BARTENDER: Why the long face? HORSE: Updog BARTENDER: What's updog? HORSE: Not much just walking into a bar"
"One person gets an idiom wrong and it spreads like wildflower"
"What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings? Jihad a chance, and you blew it."
"You are living, you occupy space and you have mass. You know what that means... You matter!"
"What does Vincent say when he's annoyed at someone? Fuck Gogh"
"Gonorrhea is the name of the medication used to treat diarrhea, right?"