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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is the clumsiest bee? A: A bumbling bee."
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"Why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a sixoffender"
"At a KKK chapterhouse I'd like to join the Klan. Ok, to do that you must kill six niggers and a cat. What? Why the cat? Welcome to the Klan!"
"Shut up & eat. There are people starving in Abercrombie & Fitch."
"A saying of love. If you love her, let her go. If she returns, anal."
"How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? ....Trick Question. they cant change anything..."
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? IT'S BEEN DECADES, SOMEONE TELL ME FOR FUCK'S SAKE."
"Why are US flags different in San Francisco? They have gay bars."
"Two blondes meet at a busy chicken market A: If I can guess how many chickens you have in that bag, can I have one? B: You can have both A: Three"
"7: Dad what does this word mean Me: Bring me a dictionary *Smack up side the head Me: Now go google that shit"