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Joke of the Day
"Why are US flags different in San Francisco? They have gay bars."
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"When you have ""very happily married"" in your bio, we read that as ""DM me about my other secret account 'cause my spouse watches this one."""
"There once was an Italian chef He pastaway"
"""Hand me downs"" Apparently not the right way to ask the wife to hand me our disabled baby."
"Q: What kind of fish has two knees? A: A tunee fish."
"What's the similarity between Bill Cosby and Santa have in common? They both come when you're asleep."
"What's the name of the scared sky diver? Hugo First"
"Why do pandas have black eyes? SHE FELL, DAMNIT! God! What is with all the fucking questions?"
"Why are lawyers and their clients not allowed to engage in sexual relations? So the client doesn't get billed twice for getting fucked twice!"