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Joke of the Day
"A saying of love. If you love her, let her go. If she returns, anal."
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"I did a survey and asked 5 women what kind of clothing brand they preferred. The 5 responded: ""How the hell did you get into my house?"""
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"Simba - ""welcome to... The bone zone"" Nala - ""the what?"" Simba - ""elephant graveyard. I said elephant graveyard"""
"What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window."
"Kind of sad that old people, who have the least amount of time left, are the ones wasting the most time typing in ""http://www."""
"How do you make a Jewish omelette First off all Borrow 6 eggs."
"I just left my job, see why ? She : I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. Me : What did he say ? She : You're fired."
"NSFW. What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."