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Joke of the Day
"Why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a sixoffender"
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"I've had my phone battery die at a family function. Nothing scares me now."
"Singing ""cha cha cha"" during the pauses in 'Happy Birthday' is one of the most fun ways to momentarily forget we're all dying."
"Scientists have finally proved that Friday the 13th IS unlucky Trump is still alive"
"Can't shake this headache. Perhaps the shaking isn't helping"
"Why do you need patience at the gym? Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head."
"If Billy Joel made a Christmas movie, what would it be called? Miracle On 52nd Street"
"Bill Russell tried to sell a championship ring to LeBron James for $1...... ...... but LeBron only has 3 quarters. Read online on a comment. LOL"
"What would ISIS be if George Bush was still president? WASWAS"
"What is important in relationships? Reflexivity and transitivity."