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Joke of the Day
"Why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a sixoffender"
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"What word starts with ""n"" and you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"
"NO I didn't eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it."
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"My father always said to me, if you build it, they will come'. That's why I now own my own strip club."
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"Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free."
"Woman calls 911 about a peeping tom in her yard 911: ""How do you know he's a peeping tom?"" Woman: ""When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'""."
"What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to? Earl Lee"
"Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."