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Joke of the Day
"Do they make special shoes for gingers with no soles?"
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"All of the people complaining about Harriet Tubman being on the new $20 bill... Most likely don't see too many $20 bills."
"a muslim, a jew, a christian and an atheist walk into a coffee shop... and they talk, laugh, drink coffee and become good friends. thats what happens when you're not an asshole."
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
"How do u find an old man in the dark? Its not that hard"
"What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common? They both have dead walkers."
"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can just drop her off anywhere."
"The oldest joke I know A girl with no arms or legs was sad on the beach. A man walked up and asked what was wrong. She said she'd never been fucked. He threw her in the water and said, ""Now ur fucked"""
"There's been a lot of lightbulb jokes lately I'd say it's a hot topic."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."