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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
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"I was laughing at these nerds for wearing their backpack over two shoulders instead of one, and they got so mad they jumped out of the plane"
"BREAKING: Millions of young white girls scream themselves unconscious as the new iPhone color is revealed to be Pumpkin Spice Latte."
"I tried to force feed my child... After a while, my wife said, ""Just use a fucking spoon Mike, you're not a Jedi."""
"I always feel bad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?"
"Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!"
"What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end."
"Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones? Because he has a LED-TV."
"What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament? Genesis 3."
"What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner? ""(1)/8"""