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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age? Sum-Young Ho"

"How does Harry Potter travel about? Walking -Jk Rolling"

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't wear a seatbelt."

"My gf said men only think with their penis. I told her to go ahead and blow my mind."

"Someone asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" isn't the right answer."

"Michael Brown's family just wants their voices to be heard. They are tired of being shot down."

"What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common? the resistance of both drop when doped."

"Did you hear about the Lord Of The Rings and Taxi Driver fanatic who had a bit of a stutter? He said to his friend, ""Jay, R, R you Tolkein to me?"""

"How can you get a million dollars in a week? Start with 10 million and become a day-trader."

"What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend? Rip in peace"