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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age? Sum-Young Ho"

"I can kill a man with nothing but my bare gun"

"What do epidemiologists do? How about kinesiologists? Study epidemies....and kinesies."

"My New Year's Resolution is to lose 10 pounds Only 13 more to go"

"A snake walks into a bar... ""I didn't know snakes could walk"" said the bartender"

"I just swallowed a little hair color. I think I'm going to dye."

"What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common? They don't want to pay for mods."

"Two radio antennas got married.. The wedding was okay,but the reception was great."

"If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about."

"I got fucked by a priest 20 years ago.... ....He said ""you may now kiss the bride""."