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Joke of the Day
"I quit smoking for good Now I smoke for evil."
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"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down the hall and to the third REICH!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !"
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"The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer"
"What chews on trees and sings? Justin Beaver"
"the easiest way to distinguish between their/there/they're is to remember that they are all different words"
"What's the best rock to sleep on? bed rock"
"Twitter should give you rollover characters from your short tweets."