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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !"
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"Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat... sooner or later you'll get pissed off."
"The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most. Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me."
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"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack."