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Joke of the Day
"What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA."
Next Joke
"I've been informed that ""Ped Xing"" means ""Pedestrian Crossing."" So what? Child molesters on horseback should get out of my way, too."
"Do you know what the kid with no hands got for Christmas? Me neither. He couldn't open his presents."
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"Three tampons are walking down the street... which one says ""hi"" to you? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts"
"""Can you believe I got something decent at a piece of shit store like Sears?"" - every Sears commercial"
"I'll never understand the appeal of TV shows about food. To me that's like listening to the Victoria Secret Fashion Show on the radio."
"""The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus."""
"What is Superman's greatest weakness? A bucking horse."
"Girls are like puppies. If you don't take them out enough, they'll poop on your rug. SERIOUSLY ASHLEY ON MY RUG??"