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Joke of the Day

"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down the hall and to the third REICH!"

"Did you all hear about this morning after pill? Or what I like to call breakfast in bed."

"Girls quote Marilyn Monroe relationship and life advice so much its almost like she wasn't a three time divorced, drug-addicted alcoholic."

"Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It's where you say one thing but fuck your mother."

"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Toucan"

"Leaving Twitter for Facebook is like leaving the bar to go home."

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake walk into a bar... Ba-dumm-tsss"

"""Dad, what's the difference between love and lust?"" - Well, ya know your teddy bear? ""I love it"" - While you're at school, the dog lusts it."

"I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"

"LASSIE: Arf! What's that girl? Timmy's in the old well? L: Arf arf He's dead? You sure? L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash"