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Joke of the Day
"How long do you have to wait between naps?"
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"In my old age, I am like a fine wine... Fifteen percent alcohol by volume."
"as a teen did you ever steal your moms booze and fill it back up with water, or steal money out of her purse and fill it back up with water"
"What is better to be taken, than to be given? A shit"
"Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? because they can't protect their towers"
"Did you hear about the guy who robbed blind people? Nobody saw it coming."
"""I believe I can fry"" - R Kelly filling out McDonald's application"
"My wife says she's leaving me, because the beginnings of my jokes are becoming cliched and predictable..."
"What if Toyota's problems with sticky accelerators were traced back to a pedalmaker who forgot to wash his hands after eating a honey bun?"
"*Plots revenge by getting a job at a fast food restaurant and waiting for nemesis to drive thru and not putting a straw in their bag*"