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Joke of the Day

"Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? because they can't protect their towers"

"First time flying huh? -Yeah how could you tell? Just a hunch. You wanna come down to your seat? The overhead bin is typically for luggage."

"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said, ""yeah it's pretty straightforward."""

"Hey feminists, 70% of a penny for your thoughts?"

"How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how clumsy you are. *There, I've killed it. Move on /r/jokes, move on.*"

"So Jack helps you off the horse. Will you help Jack off the horse?"

"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at statuses all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."

"How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped."

"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys. I thought she was kidding... ...and then I saw her face."