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Joke of the Day
"What is better to be taken, than to be given? A shit"
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"A muslim opens a stir-fry restaurant in Hawai. He called it ""Aloha-Wok-bar""."
"Rudolph is the only reindeer who doesn't have a stripper name."
"pH number. So a random person I don't know sends me a message on Facebook which goes like, ""cn i hve ur pH no? :)"" To which I reply, ""7."""
"Bart Simpson's chalkboard was the original twitter."
"the Bible says ""If a man is to lay with another man he should be stoned."" in my experience it helps"
"A gay deer walks out of a bar And says, ""man, I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!!"""
"It would be hard work being a deep-sea diver they're under a lot of pressure."
"Three men walked into a bar Thought one of em had seen it."
"You hear Steve Sarkisian actually wanted to be a lawyer? He couldn't pass the bar"