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Joke of the Day
"If you want to hide your face, go out naked."
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"What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees? A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)"
"""I'm pregnant"" Are you kidding ""Technically yes"""
"50 years from now...""Remember that time we were fighting the riot police and the National Guard ..."" ""...and your mommy shows up and kicks your ASS?"""
"I was born with an extra toe halfway down my leg. It's neato."
"how do you get a toddled car repaired you get another one for you toddled car get it?? re-paired"
"If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Genocide"
"What sound does a racist machine gun make? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"
"Age 15: kids are stupid Age 25: kids are stupid Age 35: I love my kids but kids are stupid"
"I couldn't be a Step-Father. I don't drink enough."