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Joke of the Day

"What do you call deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."

"What's the worst thing about having sex with 21 year olds? There are 20 of them."

"Why does Helium go up? Because the floors Argon."

"We all have someone's phone number in our phone and they have no idea we have it!"

"After a flood of forged financial documents from a small eastern european country, an urgent warning was issued by banks worldwide CHECK CZECH CHEQUES"

"What's black and blue and red all over? The dress"

"No Valentine On Valentines Day? Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.. Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS day.."

"The best part about owning a pet. You can blame your dog for farting, you can blame your cat for things falling over at night, and you can blame your goldfish for the screaming in the basement."

"I got pulled over for speeding So, I really don't have the patience to type this long ass joke on my phone, but my wife's a whore."

"Before this goes any further, it's important that I know your position on foreign films with subtitles."