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Joke of the Day
"We all have someone's phone number in our phone and they have no idea we have it!"
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"While watching Hangover 2 the other day, I say to my friend, ""I wonder where they're going in the third one?"" ""Straight to DVD."""
"Why did the cat befriend the dog? Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!"
"We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists... Allahu Akbar *actually* means **""YOLO""**"
"At this point the only thing Lady Gaga could do that would shock me is to come out on stage wearing a sensible pantsuit from Talbots."
"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? (x-post from /r/3amjokes) [It's pasture bedtime!](http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/what_did_the_mama_cow_say_to_the_baby_cow/)"
"Why do Italians wear gold necklaces? So they know where to stop shaving"
"The dent ""I noticed you've got a dent on your car?"" ""Yeah."" ""Oh. Did you drink too much last evening?"" ""Yes, I did."" ""I see. So your wife had to drive you home?"" ""Exactly."""
"""I'm very sorry, but you will die soon"", said the doctor ""How soon?"", the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. ""In ten."" ""Ten what? Ten years? Ten-"" ""Nine."" ""Eight."""
"Metalhead love What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love? A match maiden heaven"