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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 chainz on steroids? 2-Gainz"
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"5yo: ""Dad we don't have a chimney. How will Santa get in?"" Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what? Me: what?"
"What's the difference between a prostitute in the bath tub and a nun? The nun has hope in her soul."
"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything"
"How to get laid. A guide. Steps: 1. Lay on Bed 2. Wait 2 hours 3. Lay becomes past tense."
"Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween? Pump Kin"
"BREAKING NEWS: North Korea may test a missil on April 10. They just need to find a gigantic bottle of Coke and a huge Mento."
"I texted my ex, I'm at a cemetery..... wish you were here."
"No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse."
"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"