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Joke of the Day
"Love is one long sweet dream... and marriage is the alarm clock."
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"Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker? Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light."
"Bully For You Q: Why did the bully go to beauty school? A: She wanted to tease hair"
"How do you get a nun pregnant? You dress her up as an altar boy.."
"Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens."
"A German man and woman are having sex, and an American walks in... The American shouts ""Gross!"" and turns away. The German man looks toward him and smiles, saying ""Danke!"""
"College: Now that you're making tons of money with your degree, please donate back to us every year Me: lol College: lol ikr?"
"Is it ok to sleep with a second cousin? It must be, because the first one didn't seem to mind."
"what do you give to the god of shit? Sacrifeces"
"As a Chinese comedian many people ask about my opinion on our government... I can't complain."